David
Who’s marking this a five star is the real question. One of the worst dining experiences I’ve had in the past trailing twelve months, and I eat out a lot. If going, be sure to bring your own: Fork, knife, napkin, kindness, and benedryl. Finding the place requires a real safety gamble (see surprise homeless person photo under the mezzanine), I wasn’t able to snap a pic of the shopping cart one who scarily drove by us. The service, specifically from Randy, was actually very rude. I asked for a knife (to cut my salad) and he scoffed. He said “we don’t allow guests to have knives.” I said “how am I going to cut my salad?” He said “with a scissor.” And he proceeded to cut two (yes, two) of my leaves of iceberg lettuce with a scissor. You read that right. He tossed the plate back in front of me. I then asked for a fork. He brought a plastic one. I thought it was a joke. Randy forced us to order from the iPad and offered no assistance on process or procedure. The napkins, which were rationed, were extremely small cocktail napkins. Seriously thought it was a joke. Food allergies, forget about it. I left the restaurant and just bought Benadryl instead. Real lack of care and competence on this regard. The meat was good at least (of the 10 options, I could have two, due to gluten). EDM music was very loud inside. I think if you have a restaurant in LA you might need utensils. For $127, I expect more, and you should too. Suggest rebrand from “Moohan” to “MooSCAM.”






