Holey Moley Golf Club San Antonio

Service was amazing. Everyone we interacted with was super helpful. The holes were all fun. There are 3 seperate 9 hole courses. Very nice themes and decor. A little wear and tear here and there but overall very well maintained. Wish there was just a bit more geometry in the hole designs. They clearly went for aesthetic over function. For some of the holes the "obstacles" and "enviroment" were completely superfluous. Others were very unique and engaging. Was a fun evening and a lot of great photo ops. Food was very good, but a little high in price. Only really frustrating thing was we were using a promo that was for $10 games and was advertised as "online only." I paid the extra online service fees which, it turns out I didn't need to, because everyone in line before and after us was offered the same deal. Wish I'd known I could just show up because I coulda saved my service fees. Deal was misadvertised as "online only"

My family went to holy moly golf club in downtown San Antonio for the first time today. It was a little difficult, finding the location in the mall downtown, but after locating, it proved to be one of the most enjoyable miniature golf courses in town. This very unique miniature golf offers three nine holes courses. Each offers a different theme. Some very special, fun challenges can be found. You don’t see these types of holes very often. We did not get a chance to try the food and drinks but will return to play all 27 holes soon. 😀👍👍👍

Super fun place to stop off and have a snack and play mini golf! The holes are the most unique ones to will find out there! Each one has a theme and they are a mix of easy and very challenging. It wasn't cheap but it was worth it! Great concept, nice staff and a fun experience!

Such a neat place. Stopped in because it was hot outside and we had an hour until lunchtime. Very bright and colorful. The host explained how it worked. We didn't realize there were 3 separate courses. We were on yellow. Each hole has its own theme. Each course has 9 holes. Its pretty compact and you don't walk far at all for the whole 9 holes. We really enjoyed it, it was so unique. I'd say great for a date night, family night or outing with the grandkids. Next time we would do more than 1 course, but for our first time it was great fun!

We came here for date night and had dinner and played 9 holes. The atmosphere: The lay out (a little cramped), includes dining, a bar and 27 themed holes, grouped into 3 sections. The holes are very close together. The music is very loud, inside and out. It was difficult to have a conversation. Even if you sit outside the music is blaring loud. The service: our server was friendly, knowledgeable and attentive, however there was a large party that was definitely prioritized ahead of regular customers. It took a very long time to receive our order once we placed it. The food: we ordered the Steak Sammy sandwich on a gluten free bun, fries, pretzel bites and the Double Bogey burger. All of the food was very good. The $2 fry side is enough for 2-3 average people. The steak Sammy was delicious, however, it is a thick chunk of steak that is impossible (unless you are a dog or alligator) to bite through and it came cooked medium though no one asked how I wanted it cooked. I’m ok with medium, but my husband would have been upset with it if it had been his. I had to request a fork and knife so that I could cut it and eat it, which is difficult excuses it’s served on one of those aluminum trays with a piece of paper between the tray and food. I would love to see someone pick up this sandwich up and eat it as a sandwich. The gluten free bun was very good and worth the $2 extra. The Double Bogey is so big that you’d have to unhinge your jaw to eat it. The drinks: Not a place to come for drinks. Non-alcoholic drinks are served in a small clear plastic cup. Like you give a child. $8 for a slushy that comes in one of these small cups. We ordered the Sugar Caddy for $15 and that comes in an insulated red solo cup with as much ice as they can possibly cram in the cup. The taste of the drink was excellent, but a couple of sips and all you have is a solo cup of ice. I would not come here for the drinks. If I spend $15 on a drink I want to feel like I got something worth that amount. The golf: a lot of fun, but you do have to be patient since the holes are very close together. The themes are very creative and fun.