Liam Rogerson
As I entered my mid-30s I believed I had experienced all that could be expected from a haircut. Shortened follicles, an update on the war of attrition with my hairline and afternoon of increased aerodynamics for more head. That was until I encountered this place. As I left Finn's shop, I knew something was different. At the final reveal i'd said " yeah great!" and actually meant it. But that wasn't all. Something had changed in the air and I could feel it in my scalp. My car ran better and the fuel gauge had changed to glowing infinity symbol. That evening my partner demanded carnal intimacy and then for me to explain Warhammer lore to her. My Netflix invoice simply read " It's on the house". The next day my Boss called me asking if he could work my weekend shift. Staff in Bunnings have started asking ME where to find things in store. I awoke to find birds cleaning shit off my car. My in laws asked my for permission for me to marry their daughter. Other people's Grandmother's have started sending me birthday money. The Doctor's tell me i've grown to over 6 ft and paid me for the consult. Cops breathalyse me and high five me on the result. Airplane pilots ask if they can visit my seat. Google maps now asks me for directions and Siri keeps asking i'm single. I could go on but in short if you do nothing else with your life, do yourself the favour of visiting Pretty Good Barbers activate the cheat codes to life. Ciao
