Freshly baked pizza slices with creative toppings like buffalo chicken, truffle mushroom, and paneer.
Customizable whole pizzas made to order with high-quality ingredients and generous portions.
Crispy wings available in flavors such as buffalo and sweet chili, perfect as a side or meal.
Old-school bottled Coke products and other drinks to complement your meal.
Indoor and outdoor seating with a friendly, fast-paced atmosphere and historical decor.
Quick and efficient takeout options for enjoying our pizza on the go with minimal wait time.
Wiseguy Pizza in Washington, D.C. was an excellent experience. The pizza was absolutely delicious, with fresh ingredients and great flavor in every bite. The crust was perfectly cooked, and the portions were generous. What really stood out, beyond the food, was the service. The attention from the staff was more than warm — friendly, welcoming, and genuinely attentive. They made the experience even better and made us feel comfortable from the moment we arrived. Without a doubt, Wiseguy Pizza is a place I would happily visit again and recommend to anyone looking for great pizza and outstanding service in D.C.
They have wings!!!!! I tried the buffalo and Sweet chilli wings and they did not disappoint. I like that the sweet chilli was not overly sweet it complimented the wings perfectly. What's a trip to Wiseguy without pizza so I had to indulge in the paneer pizza & pepperoni slice. When you come the only way to go is a Double combo, trust me it's so worth your time!
Extremely friendly staff! Best pizza I’ve had in all my times visiting DC over the years. Reasonable prices and little to NO wait time. I will be back from now on every time I go to DC!
GRAND SLAM!! What an awesome joint. This place is made to move customers and product. I’m and out quickly. They have both indoor and outdoor seating as well. I had a slice of the buffalo chicken and a slice of the truffle mushroom pizza. Both were hot and delicious. They have old school coke products in bottles as well. I highly recommend this place!
Every time we’re in DC, we pop into Wiseguy Pizza for a couple of delicious, well-crafted slices. The kids had their favorite meat and cheese; the adults opted for the mushroom truffle. Throw back some slices with a drink and a little red pepper and enjoy! The service is always friendly and fast. Eating in lets you take in some of the great historical shots on the walls.

DC's favorite slice, served hot and fast with a side of history.
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Wiseguy Pizza is a beloved pizza joint in Washington, DC, known for its delicious, fresh slices and friendly, efficient service. We offer a variety of creative pizzas, including buffalo chicken, truffle mushroom, and paneer, along with wings and old-school bottled drinks. With indoor and outdoor seating, we provide a quick, satisfying meal for locals and visitors alike, all at budget-friendly prices. Our walls feature historical photos, adding to the authentic, welcoming atmosphere.
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