GrazingBison
72 dollars for breakfast that was visually stunning, but the flavors and price point didn't hit the mark. The serving stoneware was pretentious, outdated and heavy. A midriff-bearing server's belly button stared at us in the eye, as the Chief and I placed our latte orders. The tofu bacon was slimy and indelible. My eggs were not the farm-fresh ones that some local spots source. The sourdough had a nice chew very dense. The mini pancakes were what you'd expect from mini pancakes. The jam spread, which our server didn't bother to identify, had tang. The Chief enjoyed the sausage patties and his mini potatoes with red pepper sauce. The most jarring part of the visit was the payment options with the tip brightly displayed as three percentage options. The lowest option was 12 dollars, which I thought was a bit presumptuous considering the false air in its food and coffee. I would have liked the option to choose my own percentage. I tipped her anyway.
