Large, crispy slices with sesame seed crust and unique drizzles, available by the slice or whole pie.
Creative options like spicy sausage, white pizza, and custom combinations made with fresh ingredients.
Homemade desserts, including our famous banana pudding that customers rave about.
Retro, open-kitchen ambiance with indoor seating and a back patio for a casual, vibey atmosphere.
Fast, efficient service for grabbing a slice on the go or ordering whole pizzas to enjoy elsewhere.
Shorty’s Pizza is such a cute, vibey spot—perfect for a casual hangout with friends. The atmosphere was fun and welcoming, and the food absolutely delivered. Everything we ordered was really good, and you can tell a lot of care goes into what they serve. What stood out the most, though, was the staff. Everyone was incredibly kind and genuinely went out of their way to make sure we had a great experience. Overall, it was a great night with good food, great service, and an awesome vibe. Would definitely come back.
The vibe here is so unique, there aren’t any other pizza joints in Hamilton that are set up like this. The pizza was tasty overall, but extremely thin. If that’s your preferred pizza style, this spot is DEFINITELY for you! Also, the slices are large as ever, what a bonus!
This place looks like it belongs in a movie scene set in Brooklyn in the 90s. The place is such a vibe with retro touches, open kitchen, and as u walk to the washroom u see shelves of flour, tomato cans, a fridge full of dough in pans and toppings. It’s laid back and the service is fast. The pizza was delicious. Thin, crispy, sauce was amazing and the cheese to dough ratio was 👌
The banana pudding is a star. An absolute star. What a desert. Pizza is also really good - wicked crispy crust. The spicy sausage pizza was unreal, but i thought the white pizza was a bit of a miss. I just think it was a missing a little something today. Would definitely order from here again, and would honestly even do it just for the banana pudding.
Shorty’s Pizza is delicious, crispy, and full of character inside. Their signature touch is the sesame seeds around the crust - such a unique and tasty detail! I also felt like they drizzle the slices with some kind of sauce, maybe honey-based, which makes the flavor even more interesting. You can order a whole pizza (they’re huge!) or just a slice - but trust me, one slice is more than enough because they’re massive. The vibe is great too: you can enjoy sitting inside or head out to the back patio, which is a nice option as well. A really cool pizzeria - if you’re in Hamilton, this is a must-visit!

Where thin, crispy pizza meets retro Brooklyn vibes in Hamilton.
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Shorty's Pizza is a beloved Hamilton pizzeria serving up massive, thin-crust slices with unique touches like sesame seed crusts and signature drizzles. Our retro, open-kitchen atmosphere feels straight out of 90s Brooklyn, complete with a back patio for casual hangs. From spicy sausage pizzas to standout banana pudding, we focus on quality ingredients and a welcoming vibe. Perfect for a quick slice or a whole pie, with fast, friendly service that keeps locals and visitors coming back.
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